Here’s the obligatory keywords we have to throw out to seem sincere:
Meet The Mugdown
Howdy,
The performance is the same every year— little Frank Underwoods with a baby face and a lot of hair gel make large promises about how they are going to create the perfect Aggieland, only to “realize” that they don’t actually have any power other than strongly suggesting to Chartwells that they should add more salad dressing options.
You already know who we are. We are that satirical paper at Texas A&M. You might even consider us #FakeNews, but here’s some truth: The student body’s relationship with Student Government is like the relationship between you and that freshman cadet in your bio lab. They make sure you know it’s a big deal, but they don’t realize that you don’t actually care.
That’s why we are launching our write-in campaign for every open position in SGA. Seriously. Write-in “The Mugdown” for everything you can.
Write in “The Mugdown,” and your view on student government will be officially recorded. If anyone tells you that this election is too important to vote for The Mugdown, remind them that Johnny Manziel has won a Student Senate seat without realizing it. A vote for The Mugdown is a vote for students who choose to opt out of this month-long resume workshop.
When we win, we’ll use our powers as a benevolent secret cabal for good and abolish SGA. Imagine what you could do with the entire month of February instead.
Write-In “The Mugdown” on February 23 & 24
Might As Well with The Mugdown